Who knew watching pencils being sharpened could be so hypnotic?
this gif is fucking well made.
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Who knew watching pencils being sharpened could be so hypnotic?
this gif is fucking well made.
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what if our fingers were only as long as our toes
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demonhuntingdetectiveintraining:
i wish i could be a mermaid because then i’d have pretty hair and i wouldn’t have to shave my legs because no legs
lets not forget about no vagina, which means no periods
and no sex, not that it matters, we don’t have it now either so what difference does it make
why cant we be mermaids
but do they have wifi underwater
Priorities
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don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
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